It's time to make a stand. Bald is the new Bald. But this time, we're not letting any rugger hairy dev rain on our parade. This one's for the people – the genuinely bald, the proudly bare, the follicularly challenged champions of the crypto world. So let's unite, raise our razors high, and carve out a future where honesty reigns, and the only rug you'll find is under your feet. Bald is by teh people, for teh people.